Craig
[kreyg]
noun
1. a male given name: from a Welsh family name meaning rock.
Craig is the strong, silent type, blending into the crowd and always observing. Though you may never hear him talk, you will always see him doing his duty.
On the battlefield Craig really shows his prowess; you’ll never see the dart that smacks you between the eyes, but you will definitely feel it. Craig is quite photogenic, and is well renowned for his unique expressions.
If you seek out Craig, don’t expect a lively conversation, but do expect to benefit from his wisdom, for he has seen and knows everything…
Core Statistics:
Derped: A lot
Herped: Just occasionally
Sniped: Frequently
Griped: Never
Biped: of course, he’s only human.